Have you finally orgasmed yet?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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