playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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