thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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