Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
He better not be in your backpack
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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