I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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