Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if i died would you start the facebook group?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
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