Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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