your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've blown a few things in my day
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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