How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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