I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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