what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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