Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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