dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
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Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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