also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Enjoy the penises
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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