Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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