He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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