508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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