The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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