Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you had me at cake vodka
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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