She announced her abortion via fbk
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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