Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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