One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
