I don't usually arrange sex via text message
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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