the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
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My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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