he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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