so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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