Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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