I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Randomize
