problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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