Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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