Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you win again, gameday.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
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At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
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