Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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