apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
