apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
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When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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