I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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