I feel like I'm in dance class right now
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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