"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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