physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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