Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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