Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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