it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
They have beer where we have blood.
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