I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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