Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
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We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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