we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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