ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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