we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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