it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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