drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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