Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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