question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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