ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize