coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
soo... how was my night?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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