It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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