I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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