jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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