I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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